The editorial board
Meet the minds.
And the whiskers.
Two brothers. One household. Enough material for an entire publication.
Personal essays & practical wisdom
Simba
Former academic. Current Mama enthusiast.
Simba writes with feeling. His subjects include separation, recovery, daily routines, and the moving power of a rat who can cook. His opinions are deeply held. His relationship with the treat cabinet remains complicated.
From Simba’s desk
Field reporting & film criticism
Tiger
Technical writer. Box authority. Mug-water convert.
Tiger takes the everyday seriously: the structural merits of cardboard, the care of smaller creatures, the politics of a shared chair. He approaches each subject with curiosity, conviction, and a willingness to make it everyone else’s business.
From Tiger’s desk
Guest contributor
Pancake
Independent opinions. Expressed in squawks.
Pancake read Tiger's mug-water article and decided to investigate. She reviews on a ten-squawk scale, takes her own selfies, and has a very firm position on the independence of her wet-food supply.